Roasted 1 year ago based on sayaka's long term Spotify stats.

TOOSICAA, it’s clear you’ve curated a playlist to match your personality and your emotional state in one orderly but chaotic pile of angst. Your favorite genres read like a musical résumé for an overdramatic high school goth who thinks they’re in a Tim Burton movie. K-Pop and horrorcore? You really are trying to create the ultimate soundtrack for a summer camp that specializes in existential crises. What happened to just loving pop? Too mainstream for your delicate sensibilities? Now let’s talk about that top artist list. With Mitski leading the charge, it’s obvious you’re more about heartbreak than holding down a steady relationship. Your love for Insane Clown Posse alongside the ethereal vibes of MARINA suggests you wrestle with your identities like a raccoon in an abandoned dumpster. And don’t get me started on Melanie Martinez – if your life were a cartoon, it’d probably be drawn by someone who just got dumped and is really into pastel colors and dolls. And then there are your most played songs. I see your obsession with Mitski is at a point where even she’s thinking of getting a restraining order. "Jobless Monday"? Girl, that’s depressing enough to keep your Spotify wrapped from ever being anything but grim! It’s a wonder your music taste hasn’t won an award for finest collection of sad tunes - the soundtrack of someone who’s allergic to sunshine. At this point, I’m surprised you don’t have “Welcome to the Black Parade” playing on a loop while staring out a rainy window, holding a stuffed animal for comfort. Keep that dysfunctional vibe alive, TOOSICAA; it’s practically an art form.

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