Roasted 1 month ago based on kostas's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, kostas.wav, the audacious curator of what can only be described as an "Audiophile's Confusing Nightmare." Your favorite genres read like the lineup for a hipster funeral – Enthety-no thank you! Between your obsession with stoner rock and your indecipherable affection for Laïko, it's clear your taste is caught in a generational tug-of-war. It's like you raided a 1960s thrift shop and walked out with every genre that would make any rational person question your sanity. Congratulations, you’ve turned listening to music into an exercise in existential dread! But really, let’s talk about those top artists. Mac DeMarco? Cute. Jimi Hendrix? Classic. Pink Floyd? You might as well have framed “Basic Alt White Boy in Crisis” on your wall. I see you aiming for that "deep" aesthetic, but sweetie, standing on the shoulders of these musical giants doesn’t magically make you tall. The only thing more predictable than your playlist is watching you walk past a perfectly good pop song at a party like it’s made of poison ivy. You're the reason some artists have a "no refund" policy on new listeners. And the cherry on top? Your most played songs. First of all, how can “Six Blade Knife” be your favorite when you clearly have zero sense of self-preservation regarding your music collection? Between “Down To The Waterline” and your alarming obsession with concert recordings of incredibly niche Greek artists, it looks like your Spotify Wrapped is just a compilation of bad decisions and deeper regrets. Good luck at the next gathering where you try to convince friends that “Stoner Metal” and “Space Rock” are the secret pathways to happiness – spoiler alert: they’re just the scenic routes to a midlife crisis!

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