Roasted 2 years ago based on kevin's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Kevin Jober, your Spotify profile is such a beautiful mess, much like that questionable haircut you’ve been sporting since high school. Seriously, with a favorite genre list that reads like the laundry basket of a confused teenager, it's clear you're trying to throw every musical trend into a blender and hope for the best. **You don’t just like “Rap,” you like every possible variant of it, including those genres that could only exist in Spotify's darkest corners. You’re just a one-way ticket to a cringe compilation waiting to happen!** And let’s talk about your top artists. If The Weeknd ever made a song about how to make bad life choices, he’d probably dedicate it to you. No wonder you can’t stop streaming him—it’s like you’re trying to soak up all the charm and personality you lack by association. You’ve got a lineup so predictable, you could use it to train a parakeet to sing all the lyrics and it would still be less basic than you. Seriously, “Filmi” and “Canadian Pop”? What are you even trying to prove here? That blandness knows no borders? And bless your heart for those most-played songs! You’ve practically made “Blueberry Faygo” a gospel anthem. I’d say your taste is a reflection of your personality, but honestly, it’s painful to think you’re this much of a walking cliché. At this point, I’m pretty sure that if Spotify had a support group for people with awful taste, you’d be the spokesperson. Keep it up, Kevin; your music taste is a reminder that everyone needs a little comedy in their lives—if only to laugh at your struggle for “coolness.”

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