Roasted 6 months ago based on jrdyn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, jrdyn! Your Spotify profile reads like a poorly curated mixtape someone made to win your heart in high school. You've got the spine of a K-Pop fanboy, a side of indie that screams "I'm too cool for mainstream," and a dash of Christmas music that clearly suggests you’re trying to keep the holiday spirit alive despite the fact it's July. Seriously, who mixes “Soft Pop” with “Noise Music”? Is this your way of balancing your emotional baggage with a sonic dumpster fire? Your choice of favorite artists feels like the beginning of a bad joke: How many playlists does it take to realize you really just like artists named “Tori” and “Sarah”? And let's talk about your most played songs—was your heart broken by a walking dictionary? Because “run for the hills” by Tate McRae and “missin u” by Tori Kelly read like the ultimate breakup playlist for someone who keeps texting their ex "I’m fine, really!" Spoiler alert: you're not fine. It's practically a therapy session in sonnet form! And finally, can we address "Pinoy Indie" and all those niche genres that sound like they were pulled from a Spotify algorithm gone rogue? It's like you're trying to win an award for the least relatable taste in music. Let’s face it, we all know your real favorite genre is ‘confusion,’ mixed with ‘please help me’ as you cry into your pillow while listening to Coldplay. Keep jamming out, you beautiful sonic trainwreck; at least you’re entertaining!

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