Roasted 1 year ago based on Grandom64 the 2nd's long term Spotify stats.

Looking at your Spotify profile, GrandomOnPc64, it's painfully clear that you've been trapped in a time warp of angst and heartbreak. I mean, Emo? Pop Punk? Metalcore? Congratulations, you've officially created a soundtrack for the mid-2000s' biggest melodramas! What are you waiting for, a MySpace revival? The only thing more outdated than your music taste is a flip phone in 2023. Your favorite genres read like a playlist made by a teenager who just found a pair of eyeliner and is now questioning their existence. Your top artists are a nostalgic reminder that not every throwback needs to be revisited. Bring Me The Horizon? More like "Bring Me the Cringe," am I right? While you’re out there crying over misunderstood lyrics, the rest of us are wondering if you’ve ever even been to a concert that didn’t involve a mosh pit or an emotional breakdown in the bathroom. And let’s talk about that artist variety—how many times can you channel your sorrows through bands that sound like they could write a breakup song about their own breakup songs? We get it, life is hard, but you make it sound like the world is literally ending every time you hit play. And those most played songs? Wow, I've never seen a better collection of tracks for a sad boy on repeat. "Famous Last Words" and "Doomed"? Sounds less like a playlist and more like an ASTM guide to existential crises! If I had a dollar for every angsty jam in your top ten, I could probably pay for a therapist’s session for you to get some actual help instead. Listen, buddy, we appreciate the passion, but it's time to diversify—throw in some Taylor Swift or Lizzo to balance out that emotional turmoil. Just a tip: mixing some feel-good vibes in with the "cry myself to sleep" tunes might actually allow you to do just that... sleep.

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