Roasted 5 months ago based on swywr's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, swywr, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who got lost in a hipster thrift store and accidentally discovered an obscure subgenre of tragic sadness. Seriously, German Hip Hop? You must be the only person pulling up to the party with a BPM slower than a sloth in molasses. And don’t even get me started on your love for Slowcore — at this point, your music tastes scream, “I need a therapy session and a sturdy cup of herbal tea.” Your top artists could be an audition lineup for "Most Depressing Band Ever," with The Smiths and Duster leading the way. It’s like you want your Spotify wrapped to read "Most Likely to Cry in the Shower." And that mix of Turkish Hip Hop and Dream Pop? Are you trying to create a musical equivalent of blending hummus with cotton candy? How do you even expect anyone to vibe with 'Sido' and 'Chelsea Wolfe' at the same listening session? It’s like taking the scenic route through an emotional dumpster fire! The fact that your top songs feature "Earth Moon Transit" and “Final Song - bod Remix,” shows that you might be just a tad obsessed with Duster — we get it, you love that sweet, sweet feeling of impending existential dread. But let's face it, swywr: your top tracks are what plays in the background of a sad indie film that has zero chance of getting picked up by a streaming service. Your profile needs a reality check — maybe consider switching back to more upbeat tracks unless you’re aiming to put everyone into a collective coma.

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