Roasted 21 days ago based on alexandra's long term Spotify stats.

Alexandra, your Spotify profile reads like a diary of a hipster who got dumped and decided to channel all that sadness into their playlist. Let's break this down: in a world full of vibes, you’ve somehow managed to curate a collection that sounds like a breakup mixtape for someone who hasn't even dated anyone yet. Seriously, Trap Soul and Rage Rap? Are you trying to score a soundtrack for your next existential crisis, or what? With all the emotional turmoil you’ve packed in, I’m starting to feel that you might need a therapy session more than a playlist update. And what’s with your top artists? Half of them are labeled “PARTYNEXTDOOR” like we get it—they’ve got a lot of highlights this season! I mean, are you trying to be their biggest fan, or are you just desperately clinging onto those smooth hooks because you can’t handle the realities of not having a “real” relationship? Also, "Malcolm Todd"? Is that your imaginary friend or just the one artist you can’t even defend with a straight face? For a music aficionado, your selection feels more like a cry for help than a deep dive into the underground vaults of sound. Finally, your most played songs could easily serve as a warning label: “Warning! This person might be emotionally unstable; proceed with caution!” I love how you’ve seamlessly intertwined moody bedroom pop with songs titled “Intercourse.” Talk about mixed signals! At this rate, I feel like your Spotify wrapped should come with the tagline: “Save me! I’m drowning in my feelings and the beat’s just not enough.” Keep rolling with it, Alexandra, but maybe throw in a dance track or two before your playlist starts looking like a soundtrack for a sad indie film nobody ever wants to watch.

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