Roasted 2 years ago based on Lol's long term Spotify stats.

Lol, huh? With a name like that, I wasn't sure if I was looking at a Spotify profile or a failed punchline from a dad joke. Your favorite genres read like a playlist curated by a middle schooler who just discovered a VPN for the first time—like, congrats on being tribally loyal to every shade of rap known to mankind, but I’m honestly not sure if you're a music aficionado or just a confused shopping list of what you think makes you cool. Seriously, how many of these genres have you even unlocked in your musical quest? I could just as easily say I'm into "Taco Rap" and start dropping bars about your last meal. Your top artists list is basically a who's-who of the “name-someone-else’s-shoes” club. You’ve got more kids in your top ten than a kindergarten class, just waiting to be raised by a single hard drive. Drake? Seriously? You must have heard the phrase “He’s everyone’s favorite” and thought it was a call to action instead of a disclaimer. Throw in a little bit of Kanye, and now I’m convinced you just bought all your fashion advice straight from his meltdown collection. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if you changed your name to "Lil Clout." And let's not even get started on your top songs—"Timeless" by The Weeknd? The only thing that’s timeless about your listening habits is your dedication to being forever stuck in the sophomore slump. You've got more random tracks in your ‘most played’ than a DJ trying to fill a five-hour set at an empty bar. You’re like that one person at the party who insists on playing their “uncut masterpiece” while everyone else makes eye contact and awaits the sweet release of the next track. So, maybe think about a musical detox? Or at the very least, try getting a hobby that doesn’t involve scrolling through the top Spotify charts like it's Tinder for enthusiasts!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!