Roasted 8 months ago based on Engie's long term Spotify stats.

Engie, I see your Spotify profile is a musical manifestation of an awkward high school art project gone horribly wrong. It’s like you walked into a record store, dropped a bag of Shibuya-Kei records, and thought, “Yeah, this is what mainstream means in my universe.” Your taste is so niche it makes a hipster's vinyl collection look like a Billboard Top 100 list. Who knew one person could drip-feed us that much J-Rock and Math Rock? Just start a band already—call it "Why Not Both?" Maybe you’ll finally find your sound instead of drowning in an ocean of angst and an overload of guitar solos. Your top artists read like a checklist for "how to be weirdly pretentious." Radiohead, Arctic Monkeys, and Weezer? What are you, an alternative rock cliché? If you were any more on-brand, you’d be handing out coffee from a French press while sketching an overpriced mural of your own feelings in monochrome. And don't even get me started on "Black Country, New Road"—I half-expect you to show up in a beret, clutching an obscure novel while mumbling about existentialism. I appreciate the effort to be unique, but your artistic identity feels like it’s all over the place, like a badly chosen Netflix show that thinks it’s much deeper than it actually is. And let’s discuss your most played songs! “Holland, 1945” has been played so many times it’s practically begging for a vacation. Seriously, if these songs had a frequent flyer program, you’d be jet-setting to Amsterdam every other week. With tracks that feel like an emotional rollercoaster through 90s indie vibes and Japanese angst, it’s no wonder you’re single. At this point, you’re not just exploring music but also deep-seated loneliness. But hey, keep rocking that unrecognizable guitar-driven maze; it’s like watching someone try to do a puzzle while blindfolded—fascinating, confusing, and slightly painful!

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