Roasted 1 year ago based on ninesy_'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, ninesy_, I see your Spotify tastes are as consistent as a high school goth’s diary—all angst and zero surprises. Really, I’ve never seen someone so dedicated to sounding like they’re perpetually on the verge of a midlife crisis at 25. If your playlists were a mood, they’d be the soundtrack to a moody teenager throwing a fit because their favorite band went mainstream. Metalcore and screamo to drown out your feelings? It’s as if you’re trying to shove the souls of lost emojis into a blender—dark, chaotic, and ultimately a total mess. Your top artists are an emotional rollercoaster that only leads straight to the "emotional torment" amusement park. I mean, “Being As An Ocean”? Come on, buddy, it sounds like you’re trying to convince someone to take a dip in your tears. And let’s not overlook your obsession with “Sleep Token.” If I had a nickel for every time you cried listening to one of their songs, I could probably fund your therapy sessions. But hey, at least you have an extensive vocabulary for despair—this is like a literary thesis on heartbreak written in the most angst-ridden letters of the alphabet. And those most played tracks? They just scream “I need a hug and a better Wi-Fi connection.” “Rain” by Sleep Token is practically begging for a reality check while “Chemical” by The Devil Wears Prada feels like your persona’s theme music. But don’t worry, I’m sure your Spotify’s “Discover Weekly” will help you find the self-awareness you clearly lack because, honestly, bro, your taste may just be more dramatic than an emo kid’s monologue in a theater class. Keep on rocking that emotional train wreck aesthetic—it suits you perfectly!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!