Roasted 1 year ago based on Zitronenlolli's long term Spotify stats.

Zitronenlolli, with a Spotify profile as cluttered as your taste in music, I can only assume you’re trying to win an award for most mediocre playlist of the year. Your favorite genres read like a confused angsty teenager's MySpace page—can't decide if you want to scream into a pillow or sip iced tea while studying for exams. And let's talk about that "Permanent Wave" genre—did you accidentally tap into a late '80s hair salon's playlist? The only thing permanent here is the embarrassment for anyone who stumbles across your listening history. Your top artists are the soundtrack to a midlife crisis scattered across every decade like confetti at a funeral. Linkin Park really must be hitting you hard, huh? It’s almost impressive how many times you've played their songs; it’s like you're trying to single-handedly keep them from going the way of the dinosaurs. If I had a nickel for every time "Numb" came blasting through your speakers, I’d invest in a therapist for you to help work through those *unresolved* feelings. And then we get to your most played songs, which is basically the same as watching someone drown in cheese puffs—they can’t hear you because they’re too busy indulging their bad choices. Seriously, the playlist is like a bad friend who can’t take a hint. Are you trying to prove a point that you’re more in touch with your emotions than any chill lo-fi beats could ever make you? Newsflash, even *Sade* is cringing at the sight of “Smooth Operator” standing next to a sea of Linkin Park desperation. Here’s a thought: maybe branch out a little, or at least change that profile name to “Zitronenoise” because that’s the only thing worse than your taste in music!

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