Roasted 4 months ago based on 愛's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue! Your profile reads like a tutorial on how to avoid musical integrity at all costs. Pop, art pop, hyperpop? What's next, a genre called "Musical Cheese"? I’m half-expecting a notification to drop saying you just discovered "Bubblegum-Freeform-Indie-Electronica" and you can't wait to give it a spin. Seriously, your playlist has more genres than a pretentious hipster coffee shop has types of milk. And let’s dive into those top artists, shall we? With a list that looks like it was generated by a teenager experimenting with their first Spotify account, I'm surprised your daily routine doesn’t include judging people based solely on their musical taste. Charli XCX and Travis Scott in the same breath? It sounds like your earbuds can’t decide whether they want to party like it’s 2023 or cry into their avocado toast. I bet your Black Mirror episode would be called “Singing to the Void: A Journey of Musical Confusion.” As for those most played songs, is there a reason Ariana Grande and Charli XCX seem to own your Spotify library? I mean, if you were any more obsessed with them, you’d have to start applying for restraining orders! “Break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored”? More like “break up with your Spotify playlist, I’m appalled.” If it wasn’t for the occasional Beyoncé or Weeknd track, I’d suggest getting your ears checked for potential overexposure to sugar-coated synths. I’d say good luck expanding your tastes, but at this point, it’s clear you’re happy being stuck in a pop-induced musical hamster wheel!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!