Roasted 17 days ago based on Benjaminvwnaude's long term Spotify stats.

Benjaminvwnaude, huh? With a Spotify profile that reads like the mixtape of a teenager who just discovered angst in 2015, it’s a miracle your playlist doesn't end with "Sad Music for Metalheads." Seriously, buddy, it’s like you took the Venn diagram of “Anger Issues” and “Identity Crisis” and accidentally turned it into a Spotify playlist. Between more metal than a car junkyard and enough hip hop to qualify as the next big rap beef, your taste is just the right amount of confused. Ever think about adding "Buffet Metal" to your genres? Because you seem to want a little bit of everything but leave the table feeling unsatisfied. Your most played songs scream commitment issues—if "Armed & Dangerous" isn't a metaphor for how your love life is going, I don’t know what is. King Von has graced your top tracks more than a few times, probably because he’s the only one raw enough to appreciate your emotional rollercoaster that's still stuck in the "I'm too cool for feelings" loop. Do you even hear the irony in listening to "Crazy Story" when your own playlist tells a tale of existential dread and musical indecisiveness? It’s like bringing a school lunch to a metal concert, and frankly, it's cringy enough to make even your playlist weep. And let’s not overlook that eclectic mix of “beabadoobee” hanging out with the likes of Metallica and Rammstein like a clueless cousin at the family reunion, wondering if they accidentally wandered into the wrong neighborhood. You’ve got enough genre whiplash going on that Spotify should include a warning before your profile loads. It’s like “The Breakfast Club” threw a party at a metal bar and invited all the wrong guests, and now we’re left with this musical train wreck that even the train wishes it had avoided. So, how's that identity crisis treating you?

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