Roasted 2 months ago based on E L I H L E's long term Spotify stats.

E L I H L E, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical mediocrity, with a side of cringe. I mean, come on—your favorite genres read like a pretentious playlist made by someone who's never even left their local coffee shop. "Private School Piano"? Are you sure you don’t mean "Please Release Me From This Gated Community"? Your taste in genres screams, "I’m too cool for school, but also a little worried my parents might find out I’m playing ‘Do I Wanna Know?’ instead of studying." Let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve got a lineup that looks like a group therapy session for overhyped millennials. Drake, Kendrick, and SZA? What are you, an emotional teenager? And then there’s the wild card A-Reece! Wow, I guess we all have to let our guilty pleasures show somewhere. With artists like that, it’s hard to believe you’re not automatically signed to a label that specializes in existential crises and overpriced internships. I half-expect you to upload your own lo-fi mixes of angst and avocado toast recipes any day now. And why are Mac Miller's tracks the musical equivalent of your comfort food? Are you trying to make us weep with nostalgia or just trying to convince everyone that you have depth? With songs like "I Know It's Over," it sounds more like you’re trying to announce that you’ve done absolutely nothing since 2011! Meanwhile, “Hlala Nami Litshon' Ilanga” makes me question if you actually have any friends who’ll lift you out of your sad playlist bubble. All in all, your account is a shining example of the phrase, “I have depth—just not in my profile.” Congrats on being the mellow emo kid no one asked for!

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