Roasted 2 years ago based on Santiagolara.eai's long term Spotify stats.

Santiagolara.eai, or should I say the modern-day musical hoarder whose eclectic tastes suggest they lost a bet with a Spotify algorithm? Your favorite genres read like the confused diary entries of a teenager with identity issues. “Rock” and “Pop Punk” sitting next to “Melodic Metalcore” and “Permanent Wave”? Congratulations! You've managed to create a genre soup that sounds like a bad karaoke night featuring a midlife crisis. If musical confusion had a mascot, it would be you holding a guitar in one hand and a thesaurus in the other! And speaking of your top artists, I have to ask: are you trying to put together a post-apocalyptic band or just depressing your neighbors? With a lineup that includes Muse, Tyler, The Creator, and a sprinkle of Lorna Shore’s deathcore vibes, it’s clear that Spotify gifted you the perfect soundtrack for wallowing in your own despair. Mac Miller next to MAXIMUM THE HORMONE? At this point, your playlist feels like a therapist's session — heavy on angst and zero clarity. Your most played songs are a sinister mix that would make even an emo kid roll their eyes. "Plug in Baby" and "King For A Day" are practical choices if your goal is to stay perpetually angry while writing existential poetry. And “GONE, GONE / THANK YOU”? Sounds like the perfect anthem for the moment everyone realized you’ve been “playing” with your feelings, and yes, I’m talking about the 20 times you’ve skipped the last track on your playlist. Santiagolara.eai, congratulations on creating the sonic representation of your tragic social life; it’s a wonder you still have the energy to hit “shuffle” with this many mood swings!

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