Roasted 2 years ago based on zee's long term Spotify stats.
Zee, your Spotify profile reads like someone threw a dart at a musical genre dartboard, blindfolded, while also trying to impress their high school crush with a mixtape. I mean, pop, K-Pop, and art pop? It's like your playlist is having an identity crisis, desperately searching for a personality as if it's the protagonist of a coming-of-age rom-com. I half expect to see a cheesy tagline like "Just trying to find my sound in a world of noise." Spoiler alert: you found it—it's confusion. Your top artists list screams "I have playlists for every emotional breakdown!" Stray Kids and Billie Eilish? Talk about a musical personality disorder! It's like you're trying to tackle "should I be thrilled or wallow in my feelings today?" Inconsistent much? Throw in some K-Pop boy bands with the lyrical depth of a kiddie pool, and you've got the musical equivalent of sour gummy worms. Are you trying to celebrate diversity in musical taste or just refusing to commit? Because at this point, it feels like you're just swiping left on every genre. And let's talk about those most played songs. “Shame” by Mitski shows you're embracing the inner turmoil, but then you switch it up with “LEAVE ME ALONE” like you have the range of someone binge-watching therapy sessions. Make up your mind, Zee! You're mixing existential dread with brunch vibes quicker than I can finish my morning coffee. Next thing you know, you’ll be blasting “pain for fun” with your disco ball in the corner while pretending you have it all together. Newsflash: it’s not cute. But hey, at least you’re single-handedly keeping the self-help playlists afloat—so there's that!
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