Roasted 10 months ago based on Shriyan da Crayon's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Shriyan da Crayon, what a name! It sounds like you’re just one watercolor set away from being an actual toddler’s art project. With a profile that reads like a middle schooler's Spotify playlist, you’re flexing your love for Rap and R&B like you’re trying to graduate from the school of basic music tastes. Seriously, the only thing more predictable than your flavor for beats is the fact that you probably still wear graphic tees that say “Chillin’ like a Villain.” Your favorite artist lineup is basically the attendance sheet for a million-dollar high school reunion where everyone's trying to impress each other with their bank accounts instead of their talent. If Drake is your holy grail, then I guess it makes sense that your most played tracks are basically the soundtrack to getting your heart crushed while you cry on the couch. At this point, “Passionfruit” should be rebranded to “Passive Aggression,” because it feels like your entire vibe hinges on the emotional rollercoaster of a relationship you’ve never even had. And please, explain how you can jam to “Cloud Rap” yet still be on a first-name basis with every sad boy on the planet? I haven’t seen someone more out of touch with reality since someone decided calling it "Trap Soul" was appropriate. You’ve got more genres on your list than actual personality traits, which is ironic considering you somehow managed to turn a love for music into an excuse for not having any taste. Users like you should be required to carry a warning label, "Caution: May induce cringe." Better luck next season, Picasso!

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