Roasted 2 years ago based on andre's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Andre, looking at your Spotify profile is like wandering into a middle school dance, where the DJ has only one job—play every Taylor Swift song while the kids awkwardly shuffle in a circle. Congratulations, you’ve successfully curated a genre list that screams “I have only listened to music during my mom’s carpool karaoke sessions.” Bossa Nova and Dance Pop together? That’s like mixing ranch dressing with a fine balsamic—do you really think those flavors are supposed to mingle? Your top artists read like the guest list at a sugar-filled birthday party, which is honestly impressive. It’s like you found a time machine that only travels to the top of the Billboard charts, but forgot to come back. I mean, unless the world ends and we can’t “ever, ever get back together” with good taste, Taylor Swift is going to serve forever as the soundtrack to your cringe moments. And while we're on the topic, what’s up with all the girl power? Are you secretly trying to start a boy band with the sheer amount of pop diva energy you’re hoarding? If we were handing out awards for most played songs, you’d definitely win for “Most Likely to Scare Away Date Night.” “Nasty” by Tinashe followed by “ASSANHADINHA” by POCAH? Wow, Andre, who hurt you? You’ve got a playlist that makes me question every life decision I’ve ever made while simultaneously begging for a time-out. But hey, at least you’ll be the dance floor sensation at the next awkward family reunion, proving that music really does bring people together—particularly when people are trying to flee the room.

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