Roasted 2 years ago based on duda_eguchi's long term Spotify stats.

Duda, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate attempt to cover up a musical identity crisis. You’ve got more favorite genres than actual personality traits. "Dinner Jazz"? Really? Are you trying to set the mood for a dinner date or audition for a role as the most boring background character in existence? Honestly, “POV: Indie” is probably the most accurate descriptor here because it sounds like a hipster came up with it while avoiding eye contact at a coffee shop. Your top artists list is basically a tour of the world's most mediocre musical choices. Taylor Swift and Mitski? Great. But then you sprinkle in a little K-Pop and the Original StarKid Cast of Twisted like you’re trying to show your range while forgetting that nobody wants to go to a range with someone who has zero self-awareness. And how are we supposed to take you seriously when half your top artists sound like they should have their own specially designated section in the emotional support animal wing of a music store? And let's talk about those most played songs, which, let’s be real, have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. “Electric Touch”? More like “Electric Zzz” if that’s the energy you're bringing. You’re one Taylor Swift heartbreak anthem away from being the Spotify equivalent of a crumpled napkin left on the dinner table—just there, not really adding anything, and definitely not getting a second date. Honestly, one more “heartfelt” ballad, and you might as well just change your username to "Duda_Meets_Cry" because that's the vibe you're giving off.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!