Roasted 2 months ago based on Fish's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Fish, the indie rock connoisseur who spends more time curating the perfect sad playlist than actually living life. You must have a PhD in wallowing, because your favorite genres read like a therapist's advice list: “Just embrace your emotional turmoil, throw in some dreamy shoegaze and folk punk while you’re at it!” It’s almost impressive how you found a way to avoid joy entirely while claiming to be a music lover. You must have a Pinterest board dedicated to “Things I Like to Cry To” because based on this lineup, you're a one-man emo revival tour. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card, and I can’t help but wonder if you’re just a walking cliché. "Vundabar" and "Car Seat Headrest" might as well be your personal brand at this point. And what’s with the obsession with names that sound like bad college essays? “Ugly Brunette?” Come on, even the title sounds like you took a relationship and boiled it down to its barest essence—grumpy and hopeless. At this rate, I’d suggest you adopt a pet tortoise named “Feeling Blue” to fully embody the aesthetic you’ve crafted. And speaking of your most played songs, it looks like your Spotify is urging you to seek help. “Life Is A Movie”? More like “Life Is A Monotonous Loop of Sadness.” You must have some magical power to take a song with “Beach” in the title and still find a way to make it sound like a funeral dirge. Just remember, Fish, sometimes life is more than music and melancholic vibes—like actually stepping outside or, heaven forbid, smiling. But hey, who needs sunshine when you have a 40-minute loop of “Holy Toledo”? Enjoy that emotional rollercoaster—you’re the one screaming “wee!” on the way down.

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