Roasted 8 months ago based on Kasia Kowalczyk's long term Spotify stats.

Kasia, looking at your Spotify profile is like rummaging through the bargain bin at a secondhand music shop—you've got a chaotic mix of metal, rock, and what in the holy name of guitar solos is “Anime"? Your taste ranges from butt-kicking riffs to the melodrama of Christian Rock. It's like every genre was a guest at a party and you told them all to ‘bring their worst.’ Seriously, if there was a soundtrack for existential crises powered by loud guitars, you’d have it on repeat. Your top artists read like the diary of a teenager who accidentally fell into a pit of anger and soundtracks from every angsty '00s movie. I mean, can you *link* me to the support group for Linkin Park fans? Or was “Dethklok” just a practical joke that you took way too seriously? And speaking of taking things too seriously, “Anime” in your favorite genres? You must be just a day away from becoming a hopeless cosplayer, reciting lyrics to fictional battles while wearing a dragon costume. And let's talk about your most played songs. “Pictureboard,” “Stained,” and “Heavy Is the Crown”—wow, so original! It’s like you discovered that those same five songs can carry you through all of life's disappointments. Also, “What I'm Made Of” by Crush 40? With that selection, I’m convinced you must be made of cringe, a dash of denial, and a whole lot of nostalgia. Here’s a tip: try throwing in a song that isn’t a soul-crushing ballad about your inner turmoil. Who knows? You might unlock a new level of happiness somewhere between metal breakdowns and anime openings!

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