Roasted 9 months ago based on Nyxee's long term Spotify stats.

Nyxee, I see your Spotify profile is a sonic trainwreck that reflects every bad choice you've ever made. With a mix of Vocaloid, emo rap, and more subgenres than I can count, you've curated the musical equivalent of a dumpster fire. Seriously, I didn’t know “hyperpop” was just the sound of kids screaming in a candy store! It’s like you took your worst teenage angst and threw it all into a blender, hoping for a delicious smoothie but landing instead on a toxic sludge that even the most hardened goth wouldn’t sip. Your top artists look like they all went to the same failed therapy session. NEFFEX? Please. The only thing heavy about your playlist is the weight of shame I feel for you every time I look at it. You know your taste in music has truly hit rock bottom when you have more listen time for “Plastic” by someone named “evrythnghurtz” than any actual musician! At this point, I’m convinced you’re doing it all for the clout—or maybe you just really, really love being sad in public. It’s a bold strategy; let’s see if it pays off. And then we have your most played songs. “The Chattering Lack of Common Sense” sounds like the perfect anthem for this entire profile. It really makes you wonder if “honest” is just a euphemism for “I gave up looking for good music a long time ago.” Congratulations, Nyxee! You’ve managed to turn Spotify into your personal therapy session, and I have to say, we’re all rooting for your recovery—preferably one that features less emo and more actual talent. Keep this up, and you might just achieve that sweet, sweet self-awareness someday!

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