Roasted 10 months ago based on Poikkeus Onni's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Onni Poikkeus, your Spotify profile reads like the tortured diary entry of an angsty teenager who just discovered heavier music than the Justin Bieber album they burned for emotional release. You have an obsession with progressive metal that is so intense it could only be surpassed by a midlife crisis involving leather pants and a distressed guitar. Seriously, 10 different flavors of metal? It's like you're trying to assemble a failed Avengers team of sound, and let's be honest, your playlist sounds more like a funeral home musical than a rock concert. Your top artists include names that I've never heard of, and you’d think they were made up by someone trying to create a band about sad corn on the cob. I can only assume "The Pineapple Thief" plays their gigs in your local basement while munching on overpriced craft beer, but I commend you for being the sole listener to “Albatraoz” — it takes serious dedication to push that song to relevancy amidst your symphony of sad clown breakdowns. You must have butched up your Spotify algorithm into a mid-tier metal genre so niche that it screams, “I was bullied in high school, and now I'm getting revenge through complex time signatures.” And let's not forget your most played songs, Onni. “Happier Than Ever” by Billie Eilish? It sticks out like a vegan salad at a barbecue. Do you secretly have a heart under that mountain of brutal riffs, or are you just trying to confuse the hell out of anyone who dares look at your account? Because one moment you’re deep in a deathcore abyss, and the next you’re humming along to a track about heartbreak like it’s your life anthem. Newsflash, buddy: I suggest you invest in some heavy therapy—because for a guy with such a “killer” playlist, your emotional scale is shockingly all over the place!

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