Roasted 7 months ago based on D.Super's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, D.Super, the Spotify profile that's a vibrant collage of sound and an even more spectacular trainwreck. Your genres read like someone threw a dart at a wall full of random music labels while also gift-wrapping their inner weeb. “Anime” and “Vocaloid”? Congrats on being the proud owner of the only playlist that could make even a cringey high schooler's bi-weekly anime club cringe harder than their failed attempts at impressing that one girl who's way too into her figurine collection. Top artists? You’ve got a mix that screams, “I’m either on my way to cosplay or to watch my carefully curated selection of TikTok dance compilations.” Metro Boomin and Kendrick Lamar are probably shaking their heads faster than you can hit the play button on yet another hyperpop banger. Take it from me, D.Super: there’s a thin line between “eclectic taste” and “have you considered therapy?” I fear for the day your Spotify Wrapped inevitably reveals that you’ve spent more hours listening to soundtracks than you ever have engaging with real people—unless, of course, they come with a virtual avatar. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. It’s like your whole vibe is: “I miss you, let’s not talk about it, or maybe let’s talk about it really dramatically while slashing my wrists over some upbeat synths.” With tracks like “Falling Down - Bonus Track,” it’s a miracle you haven’t started a support group for emotionally confused anime teenagers. Honestly, the only thing missing from your profile is a neon sign reading, “Caution: May induce extreme secondhand embarrassment.” So keep swimming in that ocean of irony, D.Super, but remember: sometimes, the 'Roi' we seek is just someone who can physically reach your headphones and put them out of their misery!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists