Roasted 1 year ago based on Twitchy's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Twitchy! The pride of your Spotify profile is about as strong as your taste in music is niche. Let's break this down: your genre list reads like a sad mixtape that was cobbled together in an angst-ridden teenager's basement. I mean, are you trying to orchestrate the soundtrack for a post-apocalyptic high school reunion? Honestly, if "Darkwave" and "Cold Wave" were any more monochrome, they’d be left behind in a goth club's lost and found box. And did you realize “Nu Metal” was dumped by everyone over the age of 15? Congratulations! You’re officially the last one holding on—like a kid clinging to a rusty old playground swing while the cool kids have moved on to TikTok. Now, let’s talk about your top artists. Is "DethTech" even a real band, or did you just pick the first three words that popped up in your local lyrics generator? Because I have to say, “Gezebelle Gaburgably” sounds more like a character from a failed children's book than an artist you'd stream in public without a caveat. To add insult to injury, you’ve somehow managed to put both “Linkin Park” and “Molchat Doma” on the same list. That's like saying your culinary favorites include both gourmet French cuisine and 12-day-old pizza. Talk about abandoning all musical integrity faster than your last relationship! Lastly, your most played songs could easily be the soundtrack of an existential crisis. "I Hate Myself" and "Don't Talk to Me"? Wow, talk about goals! I’m not sure if you’re looking to gather followers on Spotify or an emotional support group for disaffected youth. Yet, with titles like "The Joke Isn’t Funny When You’re The Punchline," it's no wonder you chose this for your top plays—after all, if you can’t contribute to the laugh track, at least you’re the punchline trying to connect with other morose souls. But hey, at least you’re embracing the darkness with open arms! Keep it up, and you might just end up prominent on a playlist titled "Cringe-Fest for Millennials."

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