Roasted 5 days ago based on e-'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, e-, curating a Spotify playlist that screams, “I peaked in high school and now I’m just a sad husk of my former self.” Your music choices are basically the soundtrack to an overdramatic 2000s teen movie where the protagonist cries about how nobody understands them while throwing back a few sips of Mountain Dew. Seriously, with a list that includes more punk sub-genres than there are days in the week, it’s a miracle your Spotify isn’t just one long, existential crisis on repeat. Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of teenagers who write poetry during lunch and wear way too much black eyeliner. Nirvana and The Beatles? Nice of you to dig out your parents' old record collection while the rest of us are vibing with actual progress in music. Blink-182 is still stuck in your top 3, huh? Hope you're not waiting for them to serenade you with love songs from the comfort of your mom's basement. "Crustsox"? Come on, are you really trying to be edgy or just trying to collect bands with names that sound like bad hygiene? And let’s talk about those most played songs. With titles like "WORKSHY" and "Hate.", it’s clear your go-to vibe is “I’m upset and I’m too cool for therapy.” Just remember, listening to sad songs won't cure your MCR t-shirt wearing, angst-fueled aesthetic. Wishful thinking that anyone in the 10-song lineup other than The Beatles has actual career longevity—it's more likely that “Fried By Fluoride” is just a reflection of your diet. So put on your favorite plaid and embrace the chaos; at least your Spotify is doing a fantastic job of encapsulating your emotional turmoil and questionable life choices.

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