Roasted 4 days ago based on TDuck's long term Spotify stats.

TDuck, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s fever dream combined with a high school anime obsession. You’ve somehow managed to blend V-Pop and Vietnamese Lo-Fi into such a niche genre, it’s like you’re trying to win the award for Most Likely to Be Disappointed at a Karaoke Night in Hanoi. Just admit it: your playlist is the perfect backdrop for anyone who’s ever wanted to simultaneously weep and feel a little too self-aware about their life choices. Congratulations on cultivating a sonic experience that screams, “I’m deep, but also, I really miss my cat!” Your top artists list reads like a crying session straight out of a late-night TikTok live stream. I mean, JVKE? Joji? You’d think you were trying to curate a soundtrack for sad anime montages. Cigarettes After Sex? More like Cigarettes After Bad Decisions! It’s amusing how many songs on your list seem to thrive off of heartbreak and melancholy, providing the perfect excuse for all your friends to wonder why you keep showing up to their gatherings in a perpetual state of existential dread. Keep it up, and pretty soon you’ll be a meme known only as “that friend who never stops asking, ‘Why is everyone so happy?’” And let’s not even start on your most played songs—if your Spotify could talk, it would be screaming, “Take me to therapy!” With tracks like "Dancing With Your Ghost" and "Apocalypse," it’s evident that your life’s motto is: “Embrace the feels, and by all means, cry it out!” It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to pack so many moody songs into one playlist. Who needs a therapist when your music taste does all the emotional heavy lifting? Seriously, TDuck, if you keep this up, at least change your Spotify pic to a black-and-white photo of a desolate street, because that’s basically the vibe you’re curating!

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