Roasted 2 years ago based on Noam's long term Spotify stats.

Noam, your Spotify profile looks like the identity crisis of a twenty-something pretending to have deep taste in music while secretly just listening to the emo diary of a person whose therapist has long given up. Seriously, it’s like you went into a record store and said, “I want all the sad boy music that makes my mom question my life choices.” With a lineup of favorites ranging from “Conscious Hip Hop” to “Dream Pop,” it’s crystal clear that you’re trying to convince people you’re layered, when really you’re just a walking existential crisis in a hoodie. And what’s with the obsession with Rebzyyx? You’ve got more plays for his songs than a Spotify intern has for *“Despacito.”* At this point, it’s almost like Rebzyyx is your personal therapist — I can only hope he’s working on a new album to finally help you let go of whatever emotional baggage you’ve been dragging around. Your most listened-to song “die stupid fucking slut” perfectly sums up your Spotify experience. It’s that classic blend of self-deprecation and desperation, which matches your vibe better than any hoodie ever could. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. You’ve got the OGs like Eminem and Biggie rubbing elbows with someone named “80purppp.” Are you trying to make a statement or are you just trying to keep your playlist as confused as you are? Your eclectic tastes scream “I scroll through TikTok while drinking a gluten-free smoothie,” but somehow you still manage to have a harder sound than your entire Spotify library would suggest. Keep it up, Noam! Maybe one day you’ll figure out if you’re more "West Coast Rap" or "Queens Hip Hop" — or if you’re just hopelessly stuck somewhere in between.

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