Roasted 2 months ago based on stellaaa ♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, stellaaa ♡, the Spotify profile equivalent of a chaotic thrift store. You've collected more music genres than some people have collected actual friends. Bedroom Pop? Hyperpop? Emo Rap? Is your entire playlist just a soundtrack for your emotional breakdowns while you sit on your floor surrounded by vintage candle scents and half-eaten takeout? Honestly, your music taste is like a mood ring that just keeps changing colors every time you open it; is it sad, confused, or just trying to make your neighbors question their life choices? Now, let's talk about those top artists. Doja Cat and Billie Eilish? Okay, I guess your social calendar is strictly based on the weekends you can binge-watch TikTok clips before the next existential crisis hits. Meanwhile, seeing Ayesha Erotica and XXXTENTACION lounging next to each other on your list is like watching a crossover episode no one asked for – the plot is completely lost, and the characters are all trying way too hard to seem edgy. And it looks like you threw in some Christian Rock for wholesome vibes? Please tell me you only play that while wearing a "Lost My Virginity" T-shirt. Your most played songs are a true testament to your eclectic taste. "Cognac Queen" and "SAD GIRLZ LUV MONEY"; wow, risky choices that make me think you might have a PhD in emotional instability. And then there's "A Brighter Future" by Resonance Hub sitting there like an unexpected plot twist in a dumpster fire of self-loathing. It’s like you decided to bookend an emotional meltdown with both a drink and a hot towel. Thank you, stellaaa ♡, for perfectly encapsulating the art of vibing while simultaneously terrifying the rest of us with just how relatable it feels to your chaotic soundtrack of life. Keep keepin' it weird!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!