Roasted 11 months ago based on cony ၄၃'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, coniukiii, the most eclectic mess of musical preferences I've seen since my friend's post-breakup Spotify account where they switched between heart-wrenching ballads and upbeat party tracks. You’ve got a mix that looks like the result of a Spotify algorithm malfunction—Chilean trap and art rock in the same playlist? It's like ordering a soufflé at a taco truck. Someone needs to help you find your auditory identity before you end up lost in the abyss of “bedroom pop” and “art rock” that would make even David Bowie raise an eyebrow. Your top artists read like a “How to Apologize to Your Ex” playlist: Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, all the while giving a cheeky nod to Kidd Voodoo as if he’s some sort of avant-garde Picasso of music. Newsflash: he's not. If I had a dime for every sad indie track you've played, I could fund a one-way ticket to your therapist’s office. Seriously, if I hear “Somebody Else” one more time, I might have to stage an intervention with some dancehall bangers just to snap you out of this existential crisis! And those most-played songs? You must be trying to cultivate a mood so deeply melancholic that even the ghost of your favorite houseplant is confused. “Karmadame” followed by “DÁNDOLE, DÁNDOLE”—that's a transition that makes me question whether you’re trapping your emotions in a closet or just trying to catch the attention of that one artsy friend who glances at you while playing their ukulele at every party. Try opting for a more cohesive vibe; otherwise, you might just end up being the DJ that every party-goer regrets inviting!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!