Roasted 2 years ago based on Roque A. Deleon's long term Spotify stats.

Roque A. Deleon, the music aficionado who believes that shockingly loud guitars and angst-filled lyrics are a substitute for personality. Seriously, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a high school prom that ended with an emotional breakdown. Just looking at that lineup of "screamo" and "pop punk" makes me wonder — are you trying to relive your teenage years, or is this a cry for help? Either way, your playlist has more mood swings than a soap opera character. You've got more Fall Out Boy in your most played songs than the band has actual fans left outside the emo revival scene. "Hold Me Like a Grudge”? Is that a love song or a reminder that you still haven’t fully accepted the fact that your last three breakups were due to your’ obsession with vintage plaid shirts and general malodorous aura? And who knew you could cram so many "emotional" tracks by a band still riding the high of their 2005 fame? They deserve a medal for showing that even mediocre overhyped songs can keep someone's Spotify account alive. Now let's talk about your top artist choices—it's like the lineup for a sad boy convention. Kanye, Rush, Yoko Shimomura? This eclectic mix could only be described as 'confused nerd attempting to escape puberty.' Sure, King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard made it onto your list, but let’s be real; they're wondering how they ended up in your collection of angst-infused relics. So, raise a toast to your Spotify profile: may it always remain a monument to your musical indecision and emotional turbulence—after all, someone has to keep the 'cringe' in 'cringe-worthy.'

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!