Roasted 1 year ago based on Boateng M.'s long term Spotify stats.

Ahoy there, Boateng M.! Your Spotify profile reads like the last-minute list of a DJ who just discovered their grandma’s record collection and thought, “These are the vibes I want to reproduce at my next dinner party.” It's like you threw a dart at a genre list and decided to start a streaming service for hipster middle schoolers. With a range that fluctuates between obscure indie tracks and mainstream bops, your playlist is the musical equivalent of a buffet where every dish was made with the same can of expired beans. And can we just talk about those top artists? We’ve got Doja Cat and Megan Thee Stallion rubbing shoulders with more “who?” moments than a trivia night gone wrong. You’ve uncorked a bottle of music so eclectic that it looks like you were trying to impress someone with your “unique taste,” but only managed to confuse everyone around you. You’ve curated a collection that suggests you’re either a connoisseur of procrastination or you’ve been through some intense emotional turmoil while browsing the internet at 2 AM. Spoiler alert—both seem equally plausible. Listening to your most played songs is like going on a rollercoaster of identity crises that would make even the most seasoned therapist raise an eyebrow. Your taste hops from Afrobeats to Future Garage, like you can't decide between traveling the world or just sitting in your room pretending to be deep while scrolling TikTok. It’s no surprise that Amaarae has two slots there; you’ve probably run out of ideas for small talk and needed a go-to icebreaker at parties. Just remember, buddy, an identity isn't a playlist—it’s a lifestyle choice, and with your musical taste, it might be time to pick a lane before you spontaneously combust from so much genre confusion.

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