Roasted 1 year ago based on トマトスープ's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, トマトスープ, a Spotify profile that screams, “I am cool enough to appreciate the sound of sadness wrapped in dreamy instrumentals.” Your favorite genres read like an over-caffeinated high schooler’s attempt to impress their art major crush. Bedroom Pop? Is that what we're calling it now—or is it just code for “I’ve been in my pajamas for three days straight, listening to sad songs and putting off real life”? You might just be one deep sigh away from composing a soundtrack for a tragic coming-of-age film about someone who really loves avocados but can’t figure out how to open one. And wow, your top artists list is a veritable Who’s Who of “Please Don’t Ever Play This in Public.” I mean, "Jack Stauber's Micropop"? That’s not music; that’s an existential crisis set to a rubber chicken soundtrack! Props to you for being a connoisseur of underground sounds—but we all know that’s just a fancy way of saying, “I’ve never heard of Drake and don’t care to.” Honestly, it’s like you raided the discard pile of a thrift store for your music tastes and then went, “Yeah, this feels like a solid life choice.” But wait, let’s dive deeper into your most played songs. You’ve got “Wrecking Ball” by Mother Mother sitting right next to “Do you?” by phendste—talk about a mood swing! You’re either a hopeless romantic or perpetually trapped in a cycle of regret. I can just picture you swaying in your room, clutching a mug of lukewarm tea, pondering love lost while your mom yells at you to take out the trash. So here’s to you, トマトスープ—a walking playlist of sad vibes and questionable life choices! Keep living your best “indie” life while the rest of us pass you on our way to the main stage.

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