Roasted 2 months ago based on Tyler's long term Spotify stats.

Tyler, your Spotify profile reads like a therapist's playlist for someone who's emotionally confused about why they cry over every Pixar movie. Soundtrack and score? Buddy, unless you're directing a movie about your sad, lonely life, you might want to reconsider your musical choices. "Christmas" music in October? You clearly can’t decide if you want to celebrate the holidays or throw yourself into a never-ending loop of anime sadness. And Lo-Fi? Please, we get it—you're attempting to be "chill," but there's nothing chill about how much you lean into being the poster child of an emotional sponge. Your top artists read like a weird mix-tape that was crafted in a parallel universe where everyone's taste is as questionable as your choice of favorite genres. "Cafe Music BGM channel"? What is this, your background noise for being utterly unproductive? Joe Hisaishi? Love the guy, but only listening to scores means you're one sad violin away from being the protagonist of your own tragic anime. And let’s not even get into “Mannheim Steamroller”—it’s like you’ve embraced Jingle Bells year-round, hoping to reclaim Christmas spirit you never had. And your most played tracks? Seriously? "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas"? You're such an optimistic soul, clinging to holiday vibes while the rest of us are trying to escape from the emotional quagmire of adult life. The amount of Joe Hisaishi in your life makes me wonder—have you considered turning that obsession into a full-blown cosplay? Combine that with your Chillwave addiction and you've got yourself the saddest gathering of hipster angst. Tyler, even your Spotify account is basically telling you you need to get outside, experience some actual life, and maybe—just maybe—check out a genre that doesn’t require you to weep softly into your artisan coffee.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!