Roasted 9 months ago based on jibari's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Jibari, the living embodiment of a mid-2000s MySpace profile. Your favorite genres read like a confused teenager's diary entry, complete with angst and a serious lack of self-awareness. "Egg Punk?" Really? That sounds like the genre you'd only find in a punk rock brunch restaurant where all the server's tattoos are self-inflicted. I’m certain the only thing more scrambled than your music taste is your emotional state after your last breakup. Maybe try exploring some actual happiness through your playlists; I hear it comes with less whining than the “Riot Grrrl” you’re so devoted to. Your top artists are a delightful mix of nostalgia and existential despair. You must love playing Fall Out Boy’s “Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers” because it perfectly mirrors your social life: loud, dramatic, and probably way more juvenile than you’d like to admit. It’s cute that you think having Fiona Apple on repeat makes you deep; instead, it just signals to everyone around you that it's time to pull out the emergency chocolate and prepare for an impromptu emo poetry reading. Congratulations, Jibari! You’ve successfully curated a playlist that screams “I have intense feelings - help!” The fact that your most played song is “Brain Stew” by Green Day is rather fitting; it’s the theme of your Spotify account - a soundtrack for the mind of someone who feels lost in their own chaotic whirlwind of pop-punk melodrama. With tracks titled, “A Mistake” and “Don’t You Know Who I Think I Am?” it appears you’re enjoying a riveting narrative of self-loathing and delusion. Not that we’re judging—everyone needs their jams, but maybe it’s time to let some sunshine in on those playlists of yours. Or at least throw in a sprinkle of joy amongst the Echo Chamber of Solidarity in Sadness you’ve got going on.

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