Roasted 29 days ago based on james shank's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, James Shank, the musical equivalent of a Pinterest board for an undecided teenager. You’ve somehow managed to compile an artist roster that screams, “I can’t pick a lane, so I’ll just take a joyride through every genre!” Look at you, flinging yourself into the chaos of metal, baroque, and hyperpop like a toddler at a paintball match. What is it? Are you a tortured soul trying to scream your way through your angst or just one audition away from a role in a musical about a haunted nightclub? Only you can answer that, but I’d rather not be in the room when you do. Then there’s your most played songs list, which reads like a mad scientist's playlist for a very confused monster mash-up. "Abracadabra" by Lady Gaga next to "Sodom & Gomorrah" from Dorian Electra means your musical taste is basically trying to summon an emotional demon while simultaneously getting down at a rave. Who needs therapy when you can just listen to “Experience - Solo Piano” by Ludovico Einaudi while contemplating your life choices? It’s like you threw every mood you could find into a blender and hit “frappé.” And let’s not forget your love for songs by artists nobody's ever heard of, throwing in "Kid & Leveret" by Yaelokre to show off your underground cred like a hipster who’s never heard of an actual job. You must be the life of the party, with everyone wondering if they should be dancing or calling the authorities. Your musical taste might be eclectic, but good luck trying to explain it without sounding like you’re just one bad day away from living in a van down by the river, blasting deathcore while sipping chai lattes. Keep it up, Mozart; maybe one day you’ll figure out what you really like—if only Spotify had a therapy option.

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