Roasted 2 years ago based on roebrt's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, roebrt, your Spotify profile screams "I make my coffee black... and so is my soul." I mean, your favorite genres read like a checklist for someone auditioning for a role in a horror flick. If you were any more obsessed with metal, they’d have to start chiseling your likeness into a giant granite monument alongside the other gods of gloom—though we all know your figure would need its own special section for sheer weight of tragedy. Let’s talk about your top artists. Dissection, Dark Tranquillity, and a playlist that could only double as an occult initiation ritual? Seriously, it's like you've made a shrine to existential dread and the agony of existence. I'm not saying you're a sad act, but I can practically hear your Spotify algorithm crying in terror every time you listen to "Maha-Kali" for the 300th time. You might want to consider diversifying; you know, just in case you ever want to join a barbecue instead of a mosh pit for once. Oh, and those most played songs? "Ecstasies in Night Infinite?" Really? Sounds like the title of your next trip to the DMV. Look, I get it—death and despair are hard to shake off, especially when your go-to jams sound like they were recorded in an active volcano. But buddy, just remember, life is too short to solely jam to stuff that makes even the Grim Reaper double-take. Maybe sprinkle in a little sunshine, or are you just waiting for the next apocalypse so you can finally feel called to action?

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