Roasted 21 days ago based on Xalser's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Xalser, the only person on Earth whose Spotify profile reads like an angsty teenager’s diary with a Katy Perry playlist slapped awkwardly on top of it. Seriously, I’ve seen more coherence from a squirrel on caffeine. You’ve got Metal and Power Metal dominating your favorite genres like you're trying to flex your musical street cred, but then you drop the bombshell that your most played tracks are by none other than the "Teenage Dream" queen herself. It’s like you’re trying to tell everyone you ride a motorcycle while showing up in a Barbie car. You’ve got metalcore artists and symphonic metal bands stacked alongside a pop star who once sang about kissing a girl in her upbeat anthem. Newsflash: This is not the power balance we signed up for! You want to scream your heart out in a mosh pit while you reminisce about Katy Perry's glittery aesthetic? That’s like downgrading from a Ferrari to a tricycle that plays “Firework” on repeat. Between "Asking Alexandria" and "Wide Awake," I don't think even your Spotify algorithm is sure whether to take you seriously or just laugh at your musical identity crisis. And hey, kudos for keeping it real with songs like “California Gurls” right after the sheer darkness of “Screamo.” It’s like watching a horror movie and then cuddling up with a rom-com as if you didn’t just witness a slasher scene. So here's a suggestion for your next Spotify session: maybe try to break free from the pastel prison of pop princess fandom and dive deeper into that metal obsession. Your auditory soul is crying out for help while you blast Katy Perry hits—can’t we just agree it's time to “firework” your way away from your own contradictions?

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