Roasted 2 years ago based on borkborkgoesthedoggo's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, borkborkgoesthedoggo, the Spotify account that just walked out of an anime convention and tripped over its own tentacles. Your taste in music screams "I watched too much J-Pop and now my personality is slightly more colorful but equally questionable.” I mean, do you even listen to anything that doesn't involve a cute mascot or a heart-wrenching ballad about feeling misunderstood? Your favorites list reads like the soundtrack to a 24-hour Ghibli marathon where even Totoro would roll his eyes and mutter, “Dude, chill!” Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Assuming you didn't get hit by a truck of randomness while scrolling TikTok, how do you even pronounce half of them? It's like you threw a dart at a map of Asia and decided that whatever stuck was your new iPod playlist. And “MJ apanay”? Look, buddy, even Michael Jackson in his holographic form would jump into the nearest black hole rather than be associated with your music taste. You might as well start a support group for lost souls who can't decide between their anime waifus and K-Pop idols! Oh, and your “Most Played Songs” list? It’s basically the playlist of someone who hides under their bed during family gatherings shouting “Kawaii!” at their reflection. If I see one more title that sounds like a lead character from a rom-com trying to choose between getting a job and fulfilling their dream of becoming a Vocaloid superstar, I might just scream. So, here’s a challenge: try blasting something that isn’t a Japanese teen crying about their feelings while their dog watches sadly. You’ve survived anime; now let's see if you can survive a real musical experience!

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