Roasted 22 days ago based on valahelle's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, rebkage, the proud curator of an aesthetic straight out of a middle school art class where “mood” meant slapping together emotions with a generous side of confusion. Your love for neo-psychedelic tunes is just screaming, “I may have kissed a tree once and liked it!” And let’s not even get started on that eclectic mix of genres—how did you manage to shove cloud rap and horrorcore into the same playlist without causing a sonic implosion? It's like you decided to embrace your inner hipster and metalhead while somehow losing all sense of coherence in the process. Bravo! Your top artists list is a delightful tribute to the underground scene that even the rats have fled. "$uicideboy$" leads the pack, which honestly tells me you prefer your music with a side of existential dread and unhappiness—perfectly fitting for someone whose Spotify bio probably doubles as a cry for help. And how about that gem, “Gezebelle Gaburgably”? It feels like her music is what happens when you try to create a sound out of your last emotional breakdown, and you're not too far off with “I Don't Speak to Whores” as your number one played song. Honestly, if those lyrics didn’t scream “relationship goals,” I don’t know what does! And don’t even get me started on that “most played” list. It’s like a game of musical chairs where everyone ends up on the floor, confused and bewildered. “Cruel World” not once, but twice? Come on, rebkage! Are you really this dedicated to punishing your ears while reflecting on the bleakness of the universe? You’re either an avant-garde genius or the poster child for “better help sessions,” and I’m here for the drama. If your music collection were a person, it’d need an intervention, a therapist, and possibly a better social life. Keep shooting for the stars, I guess—the only problem is, you've picked the wrong galaxy entirely!

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