Roasted 2 years ago based on Valentin's long term Spotify stats.

Valentin, huh? The only guy I know who thinks that ‘Progressive Electro House’ and ‘Dutch House’ should be considered actual life goals. Your Spotify profile reads like a futuristic rave that forgot to invite actual personality. It’s all EDM and pop dance, which explains why you’re still waiting for someone to ask you what your favorite book is—spoiler alert, it’s likely a Spotify playlist titled “100 Ways to Ignore Actual Culture.” Your favorite artists are a who's who of DJ names that sound more like the Wi-Fi passwords at a basement rave than legitimate musicians. Still, I’m not surprised you’d rather vibe with Swedish House Mafia than engage in a conversation that doesn’t involve wubs and bass drops. The closest you've gotten to a ‘Deep Conversation’ is arguing with a stranger over whether ODESZA is better than Martin Garrix. Newsflash: that’s why you’re single. And those most played songs? Wow, it’s like you’re trying to get a degree in Electronic Music and you’re still on your first semester. With track titles like "Foolish Fish" and "Don't You Worry Child," it’s evident you’re emotionally stuck in a club bathroom line. So, keep your vapor twitching and future-bass bumping, but don’t be surprised if the only relationship you end up with is the one with your Bluetooth speaker.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!