Roasted 7 months ago based on ellie's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ellie, with a Spotify profile that screams, “I’m cooler than you, but only because I’ve never been to a party.” You’ve got more obscure bands on your list than actual friends, and it’s clear you’ve dedicated your life to listening to music that nobody asked for. “Post-Punk” and “Gothic Rock”? Talk about a soundtrack for late-night existential crises and chain-smoking in the rain. If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say they love "Proto-Punk," I’d have—like, zero dollars, because nobody talks about it. But hey, you keep being the only person at the party who can name every member of The Associates. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card that nobody is trying to win. “David Bowie” is the only recognizable name in that lineup, and even then, he’s rolling in his grave wondering how your taste got so... perfectly tragic. With artists like "Einstürzende Neubauten" and "Idoli," it’s clear you’re swinging for the fences in an underground art gallery while the rest of us are just enjoying the basic joys of life, like Taylor Swift. Meanwhile, you’re stuck in a time warp of '70s and '80s music that sounds more like a bad experiment gone right than a legitimate playlist. And those most played songs? Wow, that’s a real “Can I get a refund on my social life?” vibe! “Green Tambourine” by The Associates is probably your anthem – a tune so catchy it's about as far from the edge as you think you are. You’re cranking out “Deathrock” while the rest of us are just trying to live, and it’s like watching someone dance in a mirror while asking, “Who needs friends when you have art?” Spoiler alert: we all need friends, Ellie. So, get out there and let the sunlight touch your face, maybe play a song by someone who broke the mainstream, and enjoy the sweet irony of being that edgy person who forgot to actually enjoy life.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!