Roasted 2 years ago based on レ's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, the Spotify profile of someone who clearly believes that emotional turmoil can only be cured with a solid dose of K-Pop and Mitski. It’s like a mixtape from the high school art kid who wore their latest breakup on their sleeve and fished for sympathy through sad Instagram captions. With your favorite genres reading like a desperate search for acceptance at an anime convention, it’s clear you’re one flower crown away from becoming a walking cliché. "POV: Indie"? More like, “POV: Please validate my playlist because my life is a mediocre rom-com!” As for your top artists, there’s enough boy bands in there to form an entirely new generation of teenage heartthrobs, and if ‘One Direction’ and ‘5 Seconds of Summer’ are still in your top picks, consider it a gentle reminder that 2010 called, and it wants its most embarrassing choices back. You say “R&B”, but let's be real; the only rhythm you’ve got going on is the one located in your bedroom on a Saturday night while you wallow in your ‘Not Strong Enough’ feels. Little did you know that forty-three listens of "Old Friend" won’t bring back your lost friendships, but hey, at least you’ve got a solid soundtrack for your emotional breakdown. And then we come to your most played songs—seriously, is this an attempt to evoke sympathy or a quest to re-live every single moment of angst? “Mess It Up”? Sounds like a literal description of your dating life. “Sweet Demise”? Pretty sure that's just the title of your future memoir. With this combination, it’s clear that your playlist is less about great music and more about creating the ultimate therapy session for your future self. God help anyone who dares to share an earbud with you; they might just end up sobbing in the corner over your curated collection of sad and indecisive ballads.
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