Roasted 1 year ago based on vill's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s vill, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of genres that sound like a toddler had a meltdown in a music store! With a favorite playlist that reads like a hipster mad libs, you’re out here trying to convince the world that “hyperpop” and “jazz rap” belong in the same conversation. News flash: they don’t. The only thing more experimental than your Spotify profile is the culinary creations some of us have seen you attempt in the kitchen. Let’s be real, your music taste is the musical equivalent of wearing socks with sandals—brave, but mostly just confusing. Your top artists look like the lineup for a hip-hop battle where everyone forgot to show up. Seriously, who are these people? MF DOOM is the only recognizable name in that crew, and he’s probably rolling in his grave every time you boast about your “big band” phase like it’s some revolutionary hot take. Even the underground is rolling its eyes. If your music taste were a color, it would be that weird shade of beige they paint hospital waiting rooms—so bland, even the nurses are trying to escape the vapid atmosphere. And let’s talk about those most-played songs. “BEHELIT” by Susumu Hirasawa? Really? Did you just binge-watch an anime and decide that was your personality now? It’s like you’re trying to curate the world’s most awkward mixtape to hand out at a first date, ensuring there won’t be a second one. You’ve got tracks that are doing the cha-cha around any conventional sense of melody, and if I wanted this kind of auditory chaos, I’d just set my blender on high while asking you about your feelings. So congratulations, vill! Your Spotify is an avant-garde masterpiece that even the hipsters wouldn’t dare touch.

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