Roasted 2 years ago based on vnkpp's long term Spotify stats.

vnkpp, huh? Clearly, your musical taste is as niche as a hipster coffee shop that only serves decaf oat milk lattes. Seven different flavors of Russian music and somehow you still ended up choosing the emotional equivalent of a wet sock for your top played songs. Seriously, how deep into the internet did you have to dig to find tracks with names that sound like my WiFi password? If any of these artists were any more underground, they’d be digging their own graves. Your favorite genre list looks like a homework assignment gone wrong, featuring Russian Hip Hop and Drain like you don't have access to other cultures. What’s up with the “Russian Emo Rap”? Is that a genre or an elaborate form of self-pity? I can just picture you sobbing in a beanie, surrounded by your German Shepherd and a collection of vintage vinyls while playing the world's saddest playlist. If creativity had a visual representation, it would surely be you, deep within those 'drift phonk’ beats, looking for meaning in a sea of auto-tuned despair. Oh, and about those top artists: “вышел покурить”? What a classic! It really sets the tone for someone who pauses their intense existential crises just long enough to roll a joint. And “Три дня дождя” — really? If I wanted to feel like I was stuck in a perpetual drizzle of angst, I’d just watch a sad indie film. Remember, your musical choices only reflect your soul; I hope you're ready for therapy bills that can rival your Spotify subscription. Keep it up; at this rate, Spotify should start a support group for you.

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