Roasted 2 years ago based on w0uld's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the poster child for a mid-2000s emo band—w0uld. Your musical taste reads like the diary of someone who’s exclusively cried over vinyl records rather than actual life experiences. Seriously, with a favorite genre list that includes “Permanent Wave” and “Dream Pop,” I have to ask: is your personality entirely made up of mood lighting and a lack of emotional clarity? I’m starting to think you’d manage to get yourself lost in a shoegaze festival, tripping over your own pretentiousness while asking strangers if they know what “New Wave” means—hint, it’s not just your shampoo choice. Your top artists list is a surefire way to instantly kill a party. I mean, who needs actual fun when you can blast Slint and engage in some existential dread? “Good Morning, Captain”? More like “Goodbye, Friends,” because once you hit play on that, the only thing left to do is sit around in a circle, sharing how you’ve been wronged by society while sipping on black coffee. With choices like my bloody valentine and The Smiths, I can only imagine your playlists are basically a soundtrack for angsty morning walks that end with you sulking in front of a window, contemplating the meaning of life... or snack options. And don’t even get me started on those most played songs! You might as well rename yourself “Slint’s #1 Fan” at this point. I can already picture the unending circle of hipster conversations where you passionately advocate for “Breadcrumb Trail” like it’s the cure for bad hair days. Spoiler alert: it’s not. But hey, at least you’ve managed to curate the perfect soundtrack for your “I only leave the house for rare book signings” lifestyle. So grab your artisanal coffee, throw on your oversized thrift store find, and keep on enjoying that sweet, sweet solitude—just don’t expect anyone to join you on that noise-pop pilgrimage of yours!

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