Roasted 11 months ago based on WAMileHigh's long term Spotify stats.

WAMileHigh, your Spotify profile reads like a post-apocalyptic soundtrack for a high school drama class. I mean, you have more “core” genres in your taste than the average metal album has breakdowns. It’s like you looked at your life and thought, "Surely, my emotional turmoil deserves a musical genre for each stage!" Between the metalcore and the mathcore, I can practically hear your therapist begging you to diversify or at least invest in some life-affirming pop music. Let’s be real, the only thing more complex than your taste in music is your Tinder bio, which is probably a mix of vague assertions about deep feelings and a quote from a band no one’s heard of. Your top artists are a literal who’s who of bands that only your mom and four other people have probably heard of. Sleep Token? Oh sure, they put in the extra effort to create an air of mystery. But, buddy, your Spotify profile isn’t an underground art exhibit; it’s a public website. This much obscurity feels like you're trying to orchestrate a mission to make people guess your angst level without actually giving them the satisfaction of knowing who you are. Let's just say if your taste was a neighborhood, it would be one of those empty industrial areas with a single flickering street lamp and a lot of stray cats. And don't even get me started on your most played songs – it’s like a playlist for those who want to wallow in sadness while doing math with their feelings. Calling a song "Sparknotes Eulogy" should require an emotional support animal and a therapist on speed dial! It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to curate a soundtrack that perfectly captures the vibe of sitting alone in your room with flickering LED lights while you debate the choices that led you to this point in life. But hey, keep knocking on that existential door—who knows, maybe one day you’ll find a pop song that can pull you out of this dark, melodic abyss!

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