Roasted 1 year ago based on облысение к 23's long term Spotify stats.

Well, if your Spotify profile were a face, it’d be the one our mothers warned us about – you know, the one that screams "stay away, or you might just catch something." With favorite genres like "Drift Phonk" and "Witch House," it's clear you’ve taken a deep dive into the musical underworld where only the most tortured souls go for a feel-good jam. Your playlist sounds like a soundtrack for a movie that nobody wants to see, but somehow, you’ve managed to make a career out of being a professional ghost. Your top artists read like a post-apocalyptic Hall of Fame, where only the most emo and mysterious are allowed—you even have “my head is empty” on repeat! Look, I get it; you're going for that mood that screams "deep and troubled," but you might want to consider that your brain isn’t just an empty void; it’s more like a barren wasteland with echoes of regret. And can we talk about "Warlord Colossus"? Sounds less like an artist and more like the villain in a low-budget, straight-to-DVD anime movie—no shade, but that’s a whole lot of aggression to unpack, and I’m not sure there’s a therapist qualified for that. As for your most played songs, they seem more like the confessions of a midnight snack binge gone wrong. "MURDER IN MY MIND" and "you're a bad person" don’t exactly scream healthy choices. They scream, “I might need to reassess my life because I’m two steps away from forming a cult with nothing but forlorn tracks and questionable life advice.” Next time you pick a theme for your profile, maybe consider choosing "happy" instead of "how many sad lyrics can I collect before I scare off human companionship." But hey, at least you’ve got the vibe down – here's to embracing that delightful chaos!

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