Roasted 2 years ago based on Grisha's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, Grisha is here with a Spotify profile that's as confusing as a Canadian trying to explain hockey rules to an alien. You’ve got more genres than a hipster coffee shop menu but zero sense of direction. “Rap,” “Hip Hop,” and “Pop Rap” all in your top five? Are you trying to avoid commitment with your music choices? At this point, your playlist has more identity crisis than a teenager in the middle of a midlife crisis. And let's talk about those top artists. First, Drake and Future—congrats on fully embracing the “sad boy” energy while trying to dabble in ambient compositions. Are you channeling your inner philosopher while crying over your ex? I mean, you even have Charles Aznavour on deck. Do you switch from spitting bars to French love songs mid-commute? Or is that just to impress your date when you finally come out of isolation like the elusive Bigfoot you are? Then we get to your top tracks, and wow, what an eclectic mess! You’ve got Philip Glass and "Fuckin' in the Bushes" on the same list. Is this a soundtrack for your existential crisis or your daily meltdown? I can picture you jamming out to "F Major" while the rest of us are wondering if you've ascended to a higher plane of musical existence or just fell down a sound hole. Keep up the great work, Grisha; with a profile like yours, you're bound to be the life of the party—said no one ever.

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