Roasted 1 year ago based on Wilis's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Wilis, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary that's been left out in the rain for three days. Between the pop punk, emo, and iron-clad devotion to death metal, I can only assume you wear black nail polish and borderline existential dread as part of your daily wardrobe. I mean, is your life a high school drama, or did you just forget to update your iTunes playlist from when you were 15? At this point, "indie" should just be replaced with "indie-gest" for your emotional baggage. And let’s talk about your top artists. Radiohead? Really? That's like saying you want to feel both sophisticated and miserable at dinner. Don’t get me started on My Chemical Romance and Cigarettes After Sex; every time one of their songs plays, I can practically hear your heart shattering like glass in a sappy rom-com. “Bring Me The Horizon”? More like “Bring Me A Therapist” after a bender with the melodrama. I half-expect there to be a "Welcome to the Sadness Club" badge on your profile. Your most played songs are like a soundtrack for a funeral you accidentally RSVP’d to—melancholic melodies and downright depressing titles. "Creep"? Check. "Cry"? Double-check. And the fact that "If It Means A Lot To You" is in there says it all: you’re just five minutes away from writing your own sob story that will definitely involve a pet rock named Emo. So here's a piece of advice: next time you’re crafting this playlist, remember, we live in a world outside of angst and apathy… or at least get some happier songs so your Spotify doesn’t sound like a therapy session on repeat.

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